Notes found while cleaning my desk

A near tragedy forced a rare occurrence: I lost a check and cleaned my desk trying to find it.  Before we get to the collection of strange notes that unearthed, i’d be remiss if I did not get some self-serving marketing out of the way:

Go Action Fun Time has a Facebook Page. 

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This is from the “Pilot Episode”

 

While making it, I discovered that Facebook is very helpful – nay pushy about tips to increase traffic to your page.  The punchline for most of those tips is how you should spend money on ads, which should not have surprised me.

I also discovered Facebook provides more immediate and accessible metrics than any web-page I have used, including the WordPress back-end for this one.

“Being an immortal, indestructible calico cat does not make you a good storyteller.”

Wisdom from Matthew Howard, author of the Meteor Mags series, in which Patches, the above referenced cat,  is a regular character.

I have a note about minds.com which seems to be a curated version of Google Plus.

On that same card I found ” Phoenix Publishing & Book Promotion” with no context. (The link came up with a Google search). Its is “A blog by authors for authors (and would-be authors)”. Which the internet needs like another porn site, but good for them trying.

They are, I should note, an arm of the Meet-up of the same name, which I think I have joined, but I have never attended a meeting.

Another note reads Hiding places of God, which I assume to refer to The Hiding Places of God by John Cornwell, as it is the only search item for this phrase that is not scripture commentary, clearly insane or clearly insane scripture commentary.

Siddhartha also appears on that card. Let’s say it refers to the novel of the same name by Herman Hesse. Both novels deal with a search for the spiritual by the initially skeptical, and both books have also in common that I have not read either of them.

And now I can recycle those cards.

A search for octopus+toilet yields mostly toilet paper holders shaped like octopi.

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I am here because I am JPG.

Marketing tip for sellers of books and octopus toilet accessories: If you want random bloggers to repost your cover or product images (and you do) you have to present them as JPG’s – which should not be hard.

 

One more note: avocado pits are surprisingly bouncy.

Well, they are.

BTW: I found the check.

Now we know.

From stats to polls to toilets to writing

The Phoenix Mercury are like their male cousin-club in that ordinary assumptions based on stats do not apply to them. For example, yesterday afternoon, they gave up 20 offensive rebounds and won big anyway. They did this by shooting nearly 62% from the field – which is impressive in any league.

From stats to polls:

The Republicans are painting themslves into a corner on healthcare. In the short-term, they see little to gain amongst their conservative base, and a lot to lose amoung big-pharma donors (who tend to favor the GOP) by supporting any sort of serious reform. Their problem is that the Democrats could conceivably push through meaningful reform anyway, take all the credit, and hound the Republicans as the Party of No for the next few election cycles.

And if such reform somehow benefits the citizenry in some obvious way (this could happen), the Democrats could become a permanent majority for twenty years or more. This was exactky what a cadre of Republican operatives (namely William Krystal) feared in the early 90’s, prompting them to go full guns after the Clinton Plan.

Eighteen years later, though, that approach has a couple of problems:

* The Obama Administration has learned from the Clinton’s mistakes.

* The health insurance situation is a lot worse – meaning every bit as bad as the liberals predicted it would get if the Clinton plan fell through.

* And polling data is clear that the public wants access to Medicare, but they’ll settle for some composite public option.

If, however, the moderate GOP senators throw in with the Dems, they could get actual tort reform, a slow phase in of the public option, and some say in who gets soaked to pay for it. And if it works, they share just enough credit to stay viable in the 2012 elections.

If they are seen as defeating it though, (as opposed to Democratic infighting), the Democrats won’t need Al Franken and the zombie corpse of Robert Byrd to break a fillibuster – because the Republicants will get killed on this issue in 2012.

Health care costs are starving us out. Democracies never vote to continue a famine.

From politics to toilets:

The newest charity drive: Toilet Twinning.

Where toilets go when they die.

And because bears on the only ones who shit in the woods: The Packit Toilet.

And one last thing for the writers: John C. Wright’s Rules of Writing.

Now You Know.