For those of you demanding a version of my novel, Beanstalk and Beyond, in some format hat you can’t hold in your hand, or drop in the bathtub, I have good news!
Newlink Publishing has put all the bits and bytes together in multiple formats for your reading enjoyment. You can find them at Smashwords

The digital version is not this thick.
And if you want a book to hold in your actual hands, you can buy from direct from the publisher.
Or, you know, Amazon. If you have to.
It’s on Kindle now too – if you feel like you have to conform.